I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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