D3 body, D1 cock
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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