if you like me you must not know who I am
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You were trust falling into bushes
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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