yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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