i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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