How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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