just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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