I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Boobs speak an international language.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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