super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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