dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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