why didn't you poke me back
i don't like sucking hair
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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