Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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