Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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