i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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