Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Barsexuality is the new black.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
He's on the porch naked. Help.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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