Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
sarcasm needs its own font
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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