I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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