Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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