Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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