so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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