If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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