I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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