I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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