Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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