i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
