Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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