Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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