It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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