So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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