Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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