Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She bit a glass in half.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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