we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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