no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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