In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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