Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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