God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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