Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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