I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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