dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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