Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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