i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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