Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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