Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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