we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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