Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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