Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
