he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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