I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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