i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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