Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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