Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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