we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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