Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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