Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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