Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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