So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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