Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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