So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We have so much sex to catch up on
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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