He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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