I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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